Big Bad Bob
          Was new on the scene.
          Beautiful, proud and
          Just plain obscene!

          "Dee Debby Dee
          "Was my true love.
          "My heart fit her
          "Like a hand-made glove!"

          "But on her love
          "I shut the door.
          "So now I search
          "For love no more!"

          "I'm best with the gun!
          "You watch and see!
          "Come gather 'round
          "And worship me!"

          None believed him,
          None thought it true.
          "Well, just follow me!
          "I'll make fools of you!"

          But Jim Jimmy Jim
          Had the best gun.
          When men saw him
          They all would run.

          Big Bad Bob laughed
          At Jim Jimmy Jim.
          "I have a dog who's
          "Better than him!"

          Those were words
          Worth dying for.
          For with their guns
          They were both whores.

          These lovers of death
          Went to the street.
          A man can't live
          If he can be beat!

          And so death rang out
          Within their battle.
          As in the slaughter
          Of stupid cattle.

          And thus Jim Jimmy Jim
          Gave up his life.
          And Big Bad Bob
          Had a new wife.

          He smirked at the
          Soul-less Jim Jimmy Jim.
          Then strutted over
          And jacked off on him.

          Big Bad Bob loved
          His dick to be seen.
          Beautiful, proud and
          Just plain obscene!

          He left it out
          For all to worship.
          Calling loudly
          For its courtship.

          Sad women did swoon
          And did fall under,
          Gratefully feeling
          His lusty plunder.

          All through the town
          He was hero to all.
          They wished to be him,
          Both big and small.

          Old Virginia
          Came out of her house.
          She yelled to the world,
          "That man's a louse!"

          But they beat her back
          With stick and stone.
          "She was just jealous
          "Of his bone!"

          So day and night
          His dick would stay out.
          "Somebody beat me!"
          He would shout.

          So gunfighters came
          From across the land.
          Against Big Bad Bob
          They tried their hand.

          But he would beat them,
          Every last one.
          They ended up dead
          And covered in cum.

          When Vy Vickie Vy
          Saw what he could do,
          She creamed aloud,
          "My all for you!"

          She was his servant,
          His mommy and slave.
          She cared not
          If she served a knave.

          She loved his dick
          And kept it real big;
          Making for it
          A miniature wig.

          Wide eyed people came
          From miles around,
          To watch her dress up
          Her strutting clown.

          And women would please it
          Who stood in a line;
          And men would please it
          Who liked to whine.

          They were days of boasting
          And days of great feasts.
          And none could conquer
          The dangling beast.

          But then came the ghost
          Of Jim Jimmy Jim,
          His timid brother
          Tim Timmy Tim.

          He rode into town
          Armed with only the truth;
          Calling Big Bad Bob
          Out of his booth.

          Big Bad Bob yelled
          Back to this clod,
          "Don't fuck with me!
          "I am a god!"

          The people there
          All shook their head;
          Said Tim Timmy Tim
          Would soon be dead.

          But said Tim Timmy Tim,
          "I know what is true!
          "I know what it is
          "That frightens you!"
  
          Retorted Bob:

          "No man alive
          "Can frighten me!
          "My dick's still out
          "For all to see!"

          But out came a mirror
          From Tim Timmy Tim,
          And Big Bad Bob
          Saw his image just then.

          Cold monster eyes
          Were upon his face;
          And they pleaded to run
          Away from their place.

          He tried to get mean,
          To stare them down;
          But all his hate
          Just came back around.

          Big Bad Bob just stood -
          His dick hanging out.
          The wondering people
          Starting to shout:

          "Beautiful, proud and
          "Just plain obscene!
          "That is the image
          "We have seen!"

          Big Bad Bob saw
          They loved him so;
          But it was his love
          He craved to show.

          This lost soul cried,
          "What should I do?
          "Somebody tell me
          "What's false and what's true!"

          Bob found his death gun,
          And took in his breath;
          With a bang Big Bad Bob
          Had finished his death.

          And thus crumpled down
          An image of man;
          His image of life
          Had all been a scam.

          Then Vy Vickie Vy
          Let out a scream,
          "But he was beautiful, proud
          "And just plain obscene!"

          This illusion destroyed
          She could not understand;
          She held on to his dick
          With her delicate hand.

          And thus he lied
          In his final despair,
          Big Bad Bob 
          With his dick in the air.

          Then angels spoke
          Who'd witnessed it all,
          Repeating words of
          The Maker of all,

          "For this is God's
          "Judgment on you:
          ""I'll let you
          ""Decide what's true.""